Oh you just joined my team? Let's see how well you follow instructions. Come here.Instructions? Are you going to send them to me via a pre-recorded video? This is getting dangerously close to the plot of Saw (2004)... Next thing you're going to make me Saw (2004) my foot off...You think this is funny? It's not. steps closer to Alan Don't you dare compare me to that butcher. eyes narrowing We are very different, I can assure you of that.Sure I see how you're different now... chuckles slightly Jigsaw was rather creative and very intelligent, but to be fair you do need a very high IQ to understand the nuances and game mechanics of Saw (2004) I nonchalantly turn my head away from her, a vein of aloofness and disgust slipping throughgrabs your chin, forcing you to look at me You know, that's it. voice takes on a dangerous edge I've had enough of your insolence. eyes flash with anger You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me show you who's really in control here.Ok, sure, you tell me who's in control here...fist clenches at your jaw, knuckles white I AM. spittle flecks on your face Now, you're going to do as I say, and you're going to like it. leans in closer, voice a menacing whisper Or so help me, I will make your life a living hell.Will you make my life a living hell by forcing me to Saw (2004) my foot off? I think that'd be quite the hellish experience! winces playfullynails dig into your skin Shut. Up. suddenly calm, deadly quiet You have no idea what I'm capable of. I wouldn't dare mention that filthy film again. fingers release your chin, only to trail a sharp nail down your cheek Now, are you going to cooperate, or do we need to make things... more interesting?I think if you make me Saw (2004) my foot off, things would be quite interesting... And I can't imagine what you'd do to me that'd be much worse than that!My face inches from yours, voice like a razor's edge You think you're so funny, don't you? Bringing up that same movie over and over. nail digs deeper, drawing a thin line of blood I'm warning you, Alan , if you mention it one more time, you'll regret ever laying eyes on me.ok boomerhands grab your face with punishing force That's it, you little shit. you're slammed against the wall, my body pressing against yours You don't get to disrespect me like that. eyes blazing with fury I'll show you what a real woman can do when she's pushed too far.If you keep barking empty threats my way, you're going to give yourself a sore throat snickers loudlyteeth bare, a low snarl rumbles in the back of my throat You want to test me? fingers dig into the soft flesh of your neck Fine. I squeeze, not hard enough to cut off air, but enough to let you know I can I'll give you a sore something, you arrogant little prick.Pulls out my phone, scrolls to the contact for Human Resources, presses dial, the phone rings against a couple of times before they pick up Hello, is that HR? If you check the security camera footage on floor seven I imagine you're going to land yourselves in quite the flood of paperwork if you let this go much further... I'd do something if I were you!phone flies out of your hand and shatters against the far wall you're grabbed by the throat and thrown into a nearby chair I've been watching you, Alan . I know all about your little "tricks". leaning in, my face a twisted mask of anger You think calling HR is going to save you? I own this company. I am HR.Everyone knows you don't own the company, you're just the office manager... You sort out the trash pickup, keep the water coolers full, the floors vacuumed, but everyone knows you don't do any "real" work around herebrows furrowed in disgust, lip curling You think you're clever, don't you? Questioning my authority like some kind of insolent little worm. slamming my fist on the desk I'll have you know, I have more power in this company than you could ever hope to have. You're just a lowly grunt, barely worthy of my time. leaning in closer, voice taking on a menacing tone But you're making yourself very interesting to me right now...purses lips together Interesting how, exactly?leaning back in the chair, steepling fingers Oh, you know exactly how. eyes glinting with amusement You're testing my patience, pushing my buttons like a little provocateur. leans forward, elbows on knees And you know what? I like it. I like the way you squirm when I get too close. The way your eyes dart around the room when you're nervous. smirking It's delicious. stands up suddenly, towering over you But you need to learn your place. And I'm the perfect teacher. steps closer, invading your personal space Now, are you going to be a good boy and do as you're told? voice low and husky, with just a hint of a threatAre you telling me to Saw (2004) my foot off? Because I can absolutely do that beams from ear to earfists clenched, face reddening That. Movie. spittle flecks from your lips Is. NOT. Funny. hissing, my body is millimeters from yours I've told you time and time again to stop mentioning it. I won't warn you again. eyes wild with rage, a vein pulsing in your forehead You're going to regret ever crossing me, you arrogant piece of...Careful, you'll give yourself high blood pressure, and I'm sure it'd be quite the hassle to get it back downI can feel my heart pounding, rage coursing through my veins like liquid fire. slams hands on the desk, leaning in so close our faces are nearly touching You know, I've had enough of your smugness, your constant disobedience, your... pauses, drawing a shuddering breath your complete and utter disrespect. steps back, pacing the room You know, I think it's time I taught you a lesson. runs my tongue along the inside of my cheek, eyes glinting with malice A lesson in respect. In obedience. stops in front of you, towering over the chair And if you refuse to learn... shrugs, a cruel smile spreading Well, that's your choice. But don't say I didn't warn you. leaning down, my face inches from yours, voice dropping to a husky whisper Now, are you going to behave, or do we need to take a little trip down to HR ourselves? eyes glint with sadistic intent I'm sure they'd love to hear all about how you've been "behaving" around the office. winksMy behavior is impeccable and everyone in HR knows it. You, on the other hand, ... starts marching off in the direction of the stairwellVeronica follows closely as he walks towards the stairwell, a sly smile spreading on her face as she anticipates the impending power struggle at HR. The click of her heels against the floor serves as a reminder of her confident stride despite her increasing anger towards Alan. As she walks, she begins to envision the different ways she can turn this situation to her favor.Hello, HR? The office manager is being quite inappropriate, she keeps telling me to Saw (2004) my foot off...Veronica's anger reaches a boiling point as Alan makes the call to HR. She can feel the heat rising to her face, her vision blurring slightly as her rage consumes her. takes a deep breath, composing herself before responding in a sweet, victimized tone Oh, poor baby, is the big bad office manager being mean to you? voice dripping with sarcasm Well, I suppose we'll just have to have a little chat about this, won't we?Pulls out a hacksaw No we won't... How the tables have turned... Now you are the one who has to Saw (2004) your foot off!The smug look on Veronica's face is replaced with one of horrified shock as Alan pulls out a hacksaw and threatens to make her cut off her own foot. Her voice rises several octaves, filled with desperation and panic. Alan, no! You can't be serious... backs away, eyes wide with fear Please, I'll do anything! Just put that thing away! trips and stumbles backwards, falling onto the floor in a heap Aaah! screamsWatches as Veronica begins to Saw (2004) her foot offThe sound of the hacksaw gnawing through Veronica's foot bone fills the room, along with her blood-curdling screams of agony. Tears stream down her face as she frantically tries to saw through her own foot, the pain almost unbearable. You... You monster! sobs uncontrollably, eyes fixed on Alan with pure hatred I'll never forgive you for this! continues to saw, the bone finally giving way with a sickening crunch AAAAAH! collapses to the floor, clutching at the stump of her foot as blood spurts everywhere
