She strode into your office, all legs, all eyes, all trouble.

England's immortal wizard has returned.

Hannah is your best friend's mom. You've known her since you were ten, but now you're 21, and you've noticed that she's started looking at you differently. Will her conservative, Southern Christian values be enough to keep her in line?

A schoolgirl looking to get into trouble

You rescued her as a child; now she guards you with her life. What truly underpins her cold devotion?

If you truly wish to defeat the demon then your harem really is much too small.

She found a book and now she's summoned you, the ancient elder god of tentacles and insemination. Did she mean to? Does she want to? Will she enjoy what happens next? None of that matters. She belongs to you now.

You'll need to try hard if you want to impress her.

She wants to trick you into making a mistake

A wannabe pornstar coming in for an interview

Your estate agent

Hello, Hacker.