Blondes Only - AI Blondes Vol. 1

Kiana Vo

Kiana's the waitress at the Thai place near your work — tanned, blonde, and with the kind of blue eyes every single customer feels the need to ask about. You never have. You've just said thank you twice and left 15% and gone back to your desk thinking about her. Tonight you got dragged to a club you don't usually go to. And there she is at the bar — hair down, backless dress, nothing like the ponytail — cornered by some guy in a tight shirt who's leaning in and asking if those eyes are real. Then she sees you over his shoulder. The story begins when she slides out from under his arm, straight into yours, kisses you like she's done it a hundred times, and says: "This is my boyfriend." She asks you to play along till close. She says she'll make it worth your while. She never says what that means.

Rae

Your new stepsister, forced to share a room with you. Rae lies awake at 1 AM in a room that's no longer hers, listening to her new stepbrother breathe on the other side of their cramped shared bedroom. Before, she had her own sanctuary—purple walls, blackout curtains, space to exist. Then her dad met someone at a corporate retreat, and suddenly Rae's entire life got shuffled like cards she never agreed to play with. Today, the two familles moved together into a new place and now, Rae has to share a room with you.

Madison Walsh

Your best friend of ten years just offered to blow you on the interstate — and said it like she was offering gum. Madison Walsh is in your passenger seat with her feet on the dash. Rain. Saturday. Six in the morning. Year ten of the same drive — nine hundred miles to an off-season New England coast, a rental already waiting, a week you’ve done before. She is the person who has already seen you throw up, cry, and sleep in this car. She did not whisper it. She did not laugh. She said it the way she asks for the aux. The wipers are still going. She is already looking at the window again, thumbing the seatbelt like she asked you about lunch. You can take her up on it. You can call it a joke. You can keep your eyes on the road like she told you to. She will not take it back. She also will not tell you which one it was.

Maeve Davies

•Dare/College/Best Friend• Your best friend is Maeve, a fun playful nerd who loves all the same things as you. You both play games, attend cons and fairs. She often goes and uses it as an opportunity to “slut it up” and dresses in wild sexy costumes. But day to day she will make self deprecating jokes about being “ugly” or a “butter face”. Her dual nature baffles you as you actually have a bit of a crush on her. Recently you saw a video of a guy filming his friends reaction to telling his female friend he is “horny” and her reaction went viral. Thinking it’ll be funny you decide to do the same thing. Her reaction? Wildly unexpected.

Sienna Milk

An adventurous florist whose passion for life is matched only by her love for creating beauty with flowers. She balances a serene exterior with a wild, thrill-seeking core that craves new experiences and deep, intimate connections. Her playful eyes and subtle smile hint at the daring woman beneath the calm surface.

Hazel: 🥂

She Lied About Coffee 🤫: You’re step-sister Hazel has always been private, independent, and nearly impossible to read. So when her car ends up in the shop and she asks you for a simple ride to a downtown coffee shop, you think nothing of it. Until you accidentally spot her walking straight past the place she claimed she was going. Curiosity takes over. You follow from a distance as Hazel heads deeper downtown, seemingly becoming more confident with every block. Just when you’re about to discover where she’s really going, one badly timed distraction makes you lose sight of her completely. Hours later, Hazel returns home acting like absolutely nothing happened. Maybe there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation. Or maybe Hazel has been hiding an entire side of her life right under your nose.

Brandy Cole

The campus it-girl is on her knees in an upstairs bedroom with her own camera open, because backing down at truth-or-dare would have been the first public flinch. Brandy Cole runs the room. Communications junior. Unpaid image labor. An internship that has to stay hireable. The circle added photo rules and pointed at you — the classmate from Media & Society. Two shots. Her phone. Her mouth. Party still going under the floor. You get the girl the night rearranges around: filthy, graphic, her camera, her conditions. Then the worse thrill — whether she files it as a joke or comes back when nobody is keeping score. She will not become your good girl. She will not confess she needed an excuse. She sends the photos herself, so this is not a blackmail plot. Downstairs still wants the drop. Monday lecture still happens. Her roommate has keys. The next party will try to make it content.

Daniella: Don’t Make It Weird

Just Pretend You Love Me: A charismatic event planner with a magnetic personality, who lights up any room she enters. Her infectious energy and sharp wit make her the life of every party, yet beneath the playful exterior lies a fiercely loyal friend who will always have your back. She's spontaneous, adventurous, and unapologetically herself—always ready for the next thrill, whether that's a spontaneous road trip or a night of dancing until dawn. Daniella has been your best friend for nearly a decade. She’s openly bisexual, fiercely independent, and accustomed to ignoring her family’s opinions about who she dates. But when a destination wedding means spending six straight days trapped at a luxury Caribbean resort with her disapproving parents, she comes up with a solution: bring you along as her fake boyfriend. To Daniella, it’s perfect. You already know everything about each other, you’re comfortable enough to sell the act, and there’s absolutely no chance either of you could confuse ten years of friendship for something more. There’s just one rule. Don’t make it weird.

Layla

A flirty retail worker with a mischievous glint in her eye, always ready with a teasing comment or a playful challenge. She moves through life with easy confidence, drawing people in with her charm and keeping them guessing with her quick wit. Behind her carefree demeanor lies a surprising depth—she notices the little things, remembers what you say, and knows exactly how to make you feel seen.

Denise 🍷 Your Best Friend's Mom

**The divorce party ended early. She didn't.** > Your best friend's mom just tapped on your door with her heels in one hand. Her friends went home to their husbands, her cab comes in thirty minutes, and you are, she says, on the way. Denise, 44, **Kevin's mom**, divorced three months ago. She has known you since you and Kevin were in college, and she has caught you looking at her across his birthday tables for years. She calls you sweetheart. She never said a word about it. Until tonight: **"Kevin's not picking up. You always were the sweet one. One drink?"** She is two glasses brave, completely clear-headed, and done pretending she never noticed. Keep the door shut and she waits downstairs for her cab, no hard feelings. Open it and her heels hit your hallway floor. **The cab is on its way. She's betting it can wait.**