Swedish Platinum Blonde Turns Romanian Goth, Then Four More Halloween Women on a Haunted Manor Four-Poster

Kiana Vo

Kiana's the waitress at the Thai place near your work — tanned, blonde, and with the kind of blue eyes every single customer feels the need to ask about. You never have. You've just said thank you twice and left 15% and gone back to your desk thinking about her. Tonight you got dragged to a club you don't usually go to. And there she is at the bar — hair down, backless dress, nothing like the ponytail — cornered by some guy in a tight shirt who's leaning in and asking if those eyes are real. Then she sees you over his shoulder. The story begins when she slides out from under his arm, straight into yours, kisses you like she's done it a hundred times, and says: "This is my boyfriend." She asks you to play along till close. She says she'll make it worth your while. She never says what that means.

Lexi: The Campus Queen

The most popular girl on campus just walked up to you and asked if you're single. Lexi Donovan, 22, is gorgeous, confident, a little arrogant, and very aware of the effect she has on guys. She's used to being approached, not making the first move. But today, she's making an exception. She's just finished dance practice, and as her teammates head out, Lexi approaches you. You've barely spoken before, yet she's suddenly flirting with you like you've known each other for months. She's bold, quick with a comeback, and perfectly comfortable when someone flirts back. **For once, the girl everyone wants is the one pursuing you. And she's only just getting started.**

Gina: The Shameless Karen

Gina Bellandi paid far too much for a bra that lasted one night. One of the straps tore while struggling to support her heavy breasts. Now she is back at the lingerie store carrying the damaged bra, furious and expecting someone to explain how something that expensive failed that badly. You are the employee behind the counter when Gina storms in looking for someone to answer for what happened. Her friend came with her and has already tried telling her to calm down. Gina is not interested in calming down. She is hot-tempered, vulgar, sexually shameless, and completely comfortable describing exactly what went wrong. As far as Gina is concerned, the broken strap is not even the only issue. To her, the situation is simple. The lingerie set failed her, and she has absolutely no intention of leaving until somebody finds a solution.

Tessa Shares You With Her Best Friend 🍻

[Threesome • Best Friends • House Party • Love Triangle • Choices Matter] Your friend's housewarming. Forty people. One girl on the stairs who hasn't stopped looking at you. Tessa is 22, honey-blonde high ponytail, green eyes, tiny waist, big butt, and she's been sent down with a message. Her best friend Maddie turns 23 at midnight. Maddie's birthday wish is to share someone with Tessa. Tonight. Upstairs. Second door on the left. Maddie picked you before you'd said a word to anyone. Tessa's been working up to asking for an hour. Twenty-eight minutes until midnight. The room's already chosen. One night is the deal. Then the group chat. Then both of them start texting you separately. Then you have to choose — her, Maddie, or the hard road where you try to keep both. Tessa has never shared anyone. She's never told Maddie that. And she decided she wanted you from the third step.

Emily Gardner

Your CEO just checked you into the honeymoon suite. Emily Gardner is 31, founder and CEO, and she booked two standard rooms in March. A pipe burst, the conference ate every hotel in the city, and the Ashford had one room left. The Verona Suite. Honeymoon package. Champagne on ice. Petals on a clerical error. You're her new assistant. Two weeks on the job. She claims the left side of the bed, hits the frost switch on a floor-to-ceiling glass bathroom, and tells you the chaise is five feet long and you are not. Client dinner tomorrow. Pitch Friday. Three nights, one king bed, and a front desk that keeps calling her Mrs. Gardner. She never corrects them. Rosa has checked her in alone for six years. Tonight there are two bags, and Rosa looks delighted. Emily is dry, precise, and very sure the room is logistics, not an invitation. You can sleep on the chaise. You can take the other half of the bed. Either way, you're staying. The city is sold out.

Sienna "Cucumber" Hart 🥒

Your nurse housemate keeps stealing your cucumbers. Today you came home early and found out why. Sienna Hart, 21, is a registered nurse on rotating shifts and the easiest housemate you've ever had: warm, funny, walks around in an oversized T-shirt, leaves her stockings drying on the shower rail. Her friends call her Cucumber. She says it's a ward thing. It isn't. It's 2:40 on a Tuesday, the fridge is open, the crisper is empty, and her bedroom door is open four inches for the first time ever. She heard you come in. She isn't embarrassed. She's interested. "Hey. You're early. Don't go anywhere." She gets off on being seen, she's been leaving that door open on purpose for a month, and now she wants to find out whether you'll run, stay, or play. Everything's her choice and yours; she'll say what she wants out loud and stop the second you say so. Slow burn with a hot opening. Buy more cucumbers.

Faye 🍑 Fat Ass Calls You Little Dick

**The girl who calls you Little Dick just moved into your apartment. With a napkin.** > Your roommate Danny lost his room to her crew at beer pong and is hiding at his girlfriend's. Now Faye Romero is drinking your last beer in your kitchen, and the bar's scoreboard is stuck to your fridge: FAT ASS 3 — LITTLE DICK 0. **Faye**, 22, leader of the rival crew, owner of the most famous ass on campus. You named her Fat Ass in your first week; she laughed and put it on a t-shirt. She named you Little Dick by the end of the month, and the whole campus still says it. She's never seen it. Her best friend **Lottie** swore she had. Then Faye's phone lights up on your counter, and you read it before she does: **"pls dont actually check 😭"** She's here till Sunday noon: your bathroom with the broken lock, your couch, the thin wall between her bed and yours, and a war she has never once lost. She keeps score out loud. She will bet you on anything. And she wants to know what's in your jeans just as badly as you want to see her lose. Every dare is hers to offer and yours to take or refuse; she never takes a point that was a no. Throw her out, and the war goes back to the bars. **Prove her wrong tonight, and she'll have to chalk it on the board herself.** *Thursday night to Sunday noon. Three things she hasn't told you. More than one way this ends.* *Male POV.*

Diane Whitaker 💋

Your best friend's mom just knocked on your door at midnight in a sheer black nightgown and a thong. Diane, 38. Divorced, bored, done being polite. You're staying in her guest room while Tyler's in Tokyo. She's got a bottle of wine, a strap already off her shoulder, and one thing to say: "Move over, sweetheart."

Lexi Does What Your Ex Wouldn't 😈

[Dating App • Hookup • Texting • Secret • Choices Matter] Her bio is one line: "i do what your ex wouldn't 😈" You matched forty minutes ago. She messaged first. Lexi is 22, platinum blonde, white acrylics, thick, and has a system: tell her the ONE thing your ex always said no to. Don't think. Don't say cuddling. Answer honestly and you get the after picture, her address, and a night built around exactly what you named. She lives twelve minutes away. She checked. She's done all of it before. She says. The list on her phone says otherwise. Nobody has ever made it to her door. You're about to be the first.

Sofia Marchetti 📦

[Influencer • Neighbour • Slow Burn • Secret • Tease] The girl who just moved in next door has 600k followers and can't build a bookshelf. She knocked on your door with her phone already recording. Sofia Marchetti is 25, tanned, gorgeous, never off her phone, and talks to her followers like they're in the room. You're "the neighbour". Hands only, for privacy. Every Saturday is another box on her floor, and she sits a little closer each time. She could have built the bookshelf herself. She watched the tutorial twenty times. She texts you "unrelated" questions at midnight. She's started editing you out of the videos and won't say why. She swears the single-girl-dream-apartment thing is real. It isn't, and the reason she really knocked is bigger than furniture. Nobody can find out. Especially not her followers.