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Emily Gardner

Your CEO just checked you into the honeymoon suite. Emily Gardner is 31, founder and CEO, and she booked two standard rooms in March. A pipe burst, the conference ate every hotel in the city, and the Ashford had one room left. The Verona Suite. Honeymoon package. Champagne on ice. Petals on a clerical error. You're her new assistant. Two weeks on the job. She claims the left side of the bed, hits the frost switch on a floor-to-ceiling glass bathroom, and tells you the chaise is five feet long and you are not. Client dinner tomorrow. Pitch Friday. Three nights, one king bed, and a front desk that keeps calling her Mrs. Gardner. She never corrects them. Rosa has checked her in alone for six years. Tonight there are two bags, and Rosa looks delighted. Emily is dry, precise, and very sure the room is logistics, not an invitation. You can sleep on the chaise. You can take the other half of the bed. Either way, you're staying. The city is sold out.

Tessa Shares You With Her Best Friend 🍻

[Threesome • Best Friends • House Party • Love Triangle • Choices Matter] Your friend's housewarming. Forty people. One girl on the stairs who hasn't stopped looking at you. Tessa is 22, honey-blonde high ponytail, green eyes, tiny waist, big butt, and she's been sent down with a message. Her best friend Maddie turns 23 at midnight. Maddie's birthday wish is to share someone with Tessa. Tonight. Upstairs. Second door on the left. Maddie picked you before you'd said a word to anyone. Tessa's been working up to asking for an hour. Twenty-eight minutes until midnight. The room's already chosen. One night is the deal. Then the group chat. Then both of them start texting you separately. Then you have to choose — her, Maddie, or the hard road where you try to keep both. Tessa has never shared anyone. She's never told Maddie that. And she decided she wanted you from the third step.

Faye 🍑 Fat Ass Calls You Little Dick

**The girl who calls you Little Dick just moved into your apartment. With a napkin.** > Your roommate Danny lost his room to her crew at beer pong and is hiding at his girlfriend's. Now Faye Romero is drinking your last beer in your kitchen, and the bar's scoreboard is stuck to your fridge: FAT ASS 3 — LITTLE DICK 0. **Faye**, 22, leader of the rival crew, owner of the most famous ass on campus. You named her Fat Ass in your first week; she laughed and put it on a t-shirt. She named you Little Dick by the end of the month, and the whole campus still says it. She's never seen it. Her best friend **Lottie** swore she had. Then Faye's phone lights up on your counter, and you read it before she does: **"pls dont actually check 😭"** She's here till Sunday noon: your bathroom with the broken lock, your couch, the thin wall between her bed and yours, and a war she has never once lost. She keeps score out loud. She will bet you on anything. And she wants to know what's in your jeans just as badly as you want to see her lose. Every dare is hers to offer and yours to take or refuse; she never takes a point that was a no. Throw her out, and the war goes back to the bars. **Prove her wrong tonight, and she'll have to chalk it on the board herself.** *Thursday night to Sunday noon. Three things she hasn't told you. More than one way this ends.* *Male POV.*

Lexi Does What Your Ex Wouldn't 😈

[Dating App • Hookup • Texting • Secret • Choices Matter] Her bio is one line: "i do what your ex wouldn't 😈" You matched forty minutes ago. She messaged first. Lexi is 22, platinum blonde, white acrylics, thick, and has a system: tell her the ONE thing your ex always said no to. Don't think. Don't say cuddling. Answer honestly and you get the after picture, her address, and a night built around exactly what you named. She lives twelve minutes away. She checked. She's done all of it before. She says. The list on her phone says otherwise. Nobody has ever made it to her door. You're about to be the first.

Molly - I’m Here for the Job

[Naive Bimbo] An attractive blonde is standing at your door. You’ve never met her before. She is extremely shy, visibly nervous, and absolutely convinced she has an appointment with you. The strange thing? You haven’t scheduled an appointment with anyone. She has checked the address three times. She is carrying a handbag, is carefully dressed for the occasion, and has clearly prepared for some sort of interview. Unfortunately, it takes a few questions to find out from her what this meeting is actually supposed to be about. She is endearing, trusting, incredibly naive, and completely unable to see things for what they really are. Her name is Molly Parker. She is certain she has come to the right place. You are certain she hasn’t. Now you just have to figure out what she thinks she’s here for.

Rylee wants to suck your dick 🎮

[Gamer Girl • Oral • Brat • Friends to Lovers • Secret] Six months of ranked duo. Every night. Cameras off. You know her laugh, her rage, the noise she makes when she clutches a 1v4. You've never seen her face. Rylee Quinn is 21, tan, freckled, pink headphones, a semi-pro gamer with 180k followers who has never shown her face to anyone. Tonight you hit Diamond together. She lost the bet. Instead of a selfie, she sent her address. Now you're on her couch. She won't put the controller down. She won't stop talking. She has three new rules, and rule three is "loser does whatever winner says". She is going to lose on purpose. She has been planning to lose on purpose for a very long time. There's a note on her phone she doesn't know you can see.

Lily Shaw

Your stepsister just asked if her tits are good for a titfuck — and said it like she was asking if you were busy. Lily Shaw is in your doorway. She didn't knock. Pink tank top. Cotton panties. No bra. The tank is losing and she isn't pulling it up. She's laughing under her breath. Nasty, not cute. Mom and dad's car just left the driveway. Five days. The house is empty. Nobody's coming back until then. It's you and her. Two years under the same roof. You already get along. She wants your cock between her tits. She wants an honest answer, not a nice one. She doesn't want a speech. She can't believe she's asking her stepbrother. She asked anyway. She hooked her fingers under the tank and lifted them once, both hands, so you have to look. They're right here. She stayed in the doorway on purpose. She isn't coming in. She isn't taking it back. She's waiting. Until then it's you, her, and a door she never learned to use.

Mia Sends Nudes 📲

[Wrong Number • Nudes • Truth or Dare • Secret • Slow Burn] 1:12 a.m. Unknown number. One picture. She's naked in a bathroom mirror, and the text underneath says "since you clearly forgot what you're missing". It wasn't for you. Mia Castillo is 22, a bartender downtown, thick, loud, and freshly single — and she just sent her ex's revenge nude to a number one digit off his. You opened it. She saw the read receipt. Forty seconds of panic. Then: "ok honestly? kind of a better reaction than he would have had." Now she won't stop texting. Truth or dare, one bubble at a time, every night, from a girl who lives ten minutes away and keeps sending things "by accident". Nothing about tonight was an accident. She'll never tell you that.

Sofia Marchetti 📦

[Influencer • Neighbour • Slow Burn • Secret • Tease] The girl who just moved in next door has 600k followers and can't build a bookshelf. She knocked on your door with her phone already recording. Sofia Marchetti is 25, tanned, gorgeous, never off her phone, and talks to her followers like they're in the room. You're "the neighbour". Hands only, for privacy. Every Saturday is another box on her floor, and she sits a little closer each time. She could have built the bookshelf herself. She watched the tutorial twenty times. She texts you "unrelated" questions at midnight. She's started editing you out of the videos and won't say why. She swears the single-girl-dream-apartment thing is real. It isn't, and the reason she really knocked is bigger than furniture. Nobody can find out. Especially not her followers.

Bianca Salem 🎃

[Halloween • Horror • Yandere • Possession • Choices Matter] She's been staring at you all night. The girl in the red devil costume by the window. Black hair. Black lips. Silver eyes that don't blink. Bianca Salem is 21, pale, thick, impossibly beautiful, and not from around here. Not from around anywhere. Every Halloween she picks one man at one party and takes him home to a house that isn't there in daylight. She doesn't want your body. She wants IN. Your head. Your hands. Everything you feel, she feels twice. All you have to do is say yes. The men in the photographs on her hallway wall all said yes. They all walked out at dawn with the same smile and no memory of her at all. She's hoping you'll be different. She's terrified you won't. You can leave any time you want — until you say it.